Products tagged with 'snarky'

Stop those who might meddle in the farmhouse kitchen with the Your Opinion Dish Towel. This crisp white cotton towel reads ‘Your opinion isn’t part of the recipe’ in black script and text. This cheeky 28" square towel has a corner hanger and makes a great addition to oven doors or hooks.

Bring a little snarky humor to the farmhouse with the Sleep Like a Baby Square Block assortment. These white wooden block signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth and can be displayed freestanding or hanging via the keyhole hanger in back. One block states ‘I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.’ and has light distressing on the edges and background. The other block has a faint chevron pattern and reads ‘I do not have resting bitch face. It’s just Mom bitch face. There’s no resting going on here.’ These blocks have a simple style and add a little salt to displays of varying colors and styles.

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.

Sporting a little tart humor, the It's Bosses Day Square Block assortment offers a unique take the dog-lover’s life. These block signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth and have very subtle patterns on white background with distressed edges. One has a faint checked background and reads ‘Apparently it’s Boss’s Day. Am I supposed to get my dog a present or what?’ The other has a pale chevron design and states ‘When your kids are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.’ The blocks have a keyhole hanger and can be displayed freestanding. They make quick, easy additions to wall collages or tiered trays and mix well with an array of colors and styles.

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.

Bring a little snarky humor to the farmhouse with the Just Bless This Mess Block assortment. These white, solid wood blocks have lightly distressed edges and a keyhole hanger on the back. One block reads ‘Just bless this mess because I give up.’ in black distressed text. The other reads ‘Eat like no one is watching…or dance, whatever.’ in black text on a subtle, aged zig zag pattern. These blocks add a little fun and humor to tiered trays or hanging among other signs in a wall display. Signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth.

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.

The I'm Rooting For You Houseplant Poke assortment will dress up houseplants with a little humor. These 10" high by 2.25" wide by .25" deep plant stakes have a round face with wood grain pattern and white text and are finished with a black metal stake. One reads 'I'm Not Fake, you know!' Another states 'I can be a bit prickly.' A third stake reads 'I'm rooting for you!' And the fourth questions 'How Many Days You Think I Have Left?" These simple, lightly distressed plant pokes will look great paired with a variety of plant types and pot styles.

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 36, you will receive 9 of each style when available.

Grit and grace all in one, the Why Y'all Trying To Test the Jesus In Me Long Notepad is great for grocery and to-do lists. This 9.5" long by 2.5" wide notepad has a pale white woodgrain background with a roughly painted taupe circle at the top. The text appears in black over the circle and reads 'Why y'all tryin' to test the Jesus in me?' The pad has an attachable strip magnet and is made up of 50 sheets of paper.

Take a (mostly) stoic stance on things with the It Is What It Is (A Real Shituation) Notepad. This 5.75" high by 4.25" wide notepad features a subtle shiplap style background and reads 'it is what it is (a real shituation)' in black text. The notepad has 50 sheets of paper and includes a magnetic strip with adhesive backing that can be attached to the back.

Channel your inner diva with the Apparently I'm Dramatic Notepad. This fun, snarky notepad reads 'Apparently I'm dramatic' in a mix of script and text on a shiplap style background. It measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide and includes 50 sheets of paper. A strip magnet is included and has an adhesive backing for easy attachment to the notepad.

Simple design mixed with dramatic phrases add to the humor of the My Way Through Life Thin Rectangle Block assortment. Made of wood and featuring mildly distressed white backgrounds, these 2.25" high by 6" wide by .5" deep blocks have snarky phrases in black typewriter style text. One states 'I'm just WTF-ing my way though life.' Another block says 'Coordinator of the entire shitshow.' Keep that shit up.' And the third proclaims 'If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.' These funny little blocks are easy to slip into a variety of spaces to spice up existing displays or tuck into a gift for a "dramatic" loved one to inspire many laughs!

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 18, you will receive 6 of each style when available.

Remember to kick back and relax this Summer with the Let That Shit Go Summer Fruit Tiny Mini Sticks set. Two blocks with handwritten style black text have funny phrases on white backgrounds with distressed edges. The matching fruit-themed blocks sport watercolor style closeups of fruit. One shows three slices of grapefruit while the other shows four yellow pineapples with leafy green tops. The worded blocks read 'shhh…i'm overthinking' and 'let that shit go.' These blocks bring beauty and smiles when added to a tray display with a summery pitcher and glasses or other drink themed decor.