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All My Pants Are Sassy Square Block, 2 Asstd.

Bring a little class and sass to farmhouse displays with the All My Pants Are Sassy Square Block assortment. These simply designed block signs have black text on white backgrounds with distressed edges. One reads ‘All my pants are sassy.’ The other has a very subtle spiral pattern in the background and reads ‘I’m a real sweetheart and a smart ass. (It’s a package deal).’ These blocks can be displayed freestanding or hanging using the keyhole hanger on the back. They measure 4" square with a .75" depth. Tuck one or two of these blocks onto a tiered tray with beads, greenery and candles for an easy and funny everyday display.

Please note: This item features an assortment of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style when available.

SKU: 37013

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Be Fearless Rectangle Block, 3 Asstd.

Feed the farmhouse soul with the food-base humor of the Be Fearless Rectangle Block assortment. Measuring 3" high by 4" wide by .75" deep, these freestanding wooden blocks feature warm tones and simple text with funny phrases. One is a soft clay-pink color and has white text reading 'not all who wander to the fridge at midnight are lost.' Another is light gray and states 'Be Fearless in the pursuit of pizza' in white. The third has gray text on a coral background and reads 'dinosaurs never had coffee and we all know how that turned out.' These block signs will look darling in the farmhouse kitchen and are just the right size to tuck into a variety of displays and locations.

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SKU: 38509

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Big Girl Panties Notepad

Have a little more fun facing the challenges of adulting with the Big Girl Panties Notepad. This fun and snarky notepad features a white shiplap styled background and black text which reads "Things that require big girl panties." The phrase is accented by a hand-drawn style heart and spirals. The notepad has a magnetic strip for easy hanging on metal surfaces and makes a humorous addition to the kitchen or office. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.

SKU: 55016

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Bless This Hizzle Rectangle Block, 3 Asstd.

Sass up the farmhouse with the comical Bless This Hizzle Rectangle Block assortment. These blocks feature soft color tones, mild distressing, and funny phrases in a mix of text styles. A peach colored block has white text requesting 'bless this hizzle fo' shizzle.' Another is soft gray with white wording that states 'This home is build on love & profanity.' The third block has dark gray text on a soft green tone and recommends 'Stay Awhile but not too long. Don't make it weird.' These solid wood blocks measure 3" high by 4" wide by .75" deep and are freestanding. Add one of these blocks to a tray display for the sitting room or living room for a touch of humor that celebrates the home!

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SKU: 38504

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Coffee & Cuss Words Long Notepad

Coffee & Cuss Words Notepad is the perfect gift for a sassy coffee addict! Notepad comes with 50 sheets and includes a magnet on the back for hanging on filing cabinets, whiteboards, or a fridge. Design features a weathered beige background with a distressed brown border and coffee bean graphics and it boasts the phrase, "I run on coffee & cuss words" at the top. Measures 9.5" high by 2.75" wide. Made in the USA.

SKU: 50064

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Do Not Want To Do Notepad

Easily keep track of everything you want to procrastinate with the Do Not Want To Do Notepad! This mini notepad is easily stored in a pocket or purse and it has 50 sheets and a magnet on its back. It features a weathered background with the phrase, "do not want to do list," at the top and looks darling on a whiteboard or fridge. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide. Made in the USA.

SKU: 50052

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Fun Hot Mess Square Block, 2 Asstd.

Bring a little humor to the farmhouse and life’s crazy moments with the Fun Hot Mess Square Block assortment. These 4" square by .75" deep wooden blocks have a distressed white background with very subtle patterns and simple black text. One has a light chevron pattern and reads ‘At least I’m a fun hot mess.’ The other has a pale spiral pattern and reads ‘I just asked myself if I’m crazy and we all said no.’ Display freestanding or hanging via the keyhole hanger on the back. These blocks make a great addition to office decor and mix well with a variety of styles and colors.

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SKU: 37015

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Get Naked Wood Block, 3 Asstd.

This assortment of three designs on freestanding wooden blocks are printed with humorous phrases that are perfect for a guest bathroom. The phrases read “Flush it, flush it real good,” “Get Naked,” and “So fresh and so clean, clean.” The blocks each measure 3” high by 6” wide by 0.75” deep.

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SKU: 34567

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Give God a Headache Notepad

Have a little laugh at the challenges of life with the Give God a Headache Notepad. This tongue-in-cheek notepad features a white shiplap background and black text reading "Sometimes I wonder if I ever give God a headache." The phrase has small, hand-drawn style embellishment underneath for a cute little accent. This notepad is great for hanging in the kitchen from the magnetic strip, or in the office, or anywhere you might need a fun accessory for jotting down notes. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide with 50 sheets of paper.

SKU: 55010

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Grading Papers Notepad

The Grading Papers Notepad makes a great gift for teachers – especially those with a sense of humor! This white, shiplap style notepad features 50 pages and reads "I have PTSD from grading papers." in black text. The magnetic hanger makes it perfect for hanging on the refrigerator at home or filing cabinets and metal desks at school or the office. Notepad measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.

SKU: 55009

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I Didn't Lose My Shit Today! Notepad

Sometimes just getting through a day is an accomplishment and the I Didn't Lose My Shit Today! Notepad is a snarky reminder of that sentiment. This humorous notepad features white, shiplap-styled pages with the phrase "I didn't lose my shit today!" in black. Notepad has a magnetic hanger and 50 sheets of paper. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide.

SKU: 55005

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I Like My Coffee Hot Distressed Metal Sign

The playfulness of the I Like My Coffee Hot Distressed Metal Sign will be a fun addition to kitchen and dining décor. This metal sign is white with distressed edges. It reads "I like my Coffee Hot (Just Like My Husband)" in raised, black text and script. There is a small image of a coffee cup with steam rising from it it above the word coffee. This sign will fit perfectly with other coffee décor or with kitchen and dining displays. Measures 7" high by 14" wide by .5" deep.

SKU: 65190

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I Run on Coffee and Cuss Words Dish Towel

A cotton dish towel in a light grey color that reads “I run on coffee and cuss words” is a fun expression of your love for coffee and profanity in a classically farmhouse medium. Measuring 28” high x 20” wide, this towel depicts coffee through an embroidered illustration of a coffee cup above black and white stripes. The entire towel is made up of a waffle pattern, allowing for added absorption.

SKU: 19152

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It's So Damn Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes Notepad

Baby, it's cold outside, but the It's So Damn Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes Notepad will make it a little better with its witty humor and festive design. The mini notepad has a red and black buffalo check pattern with the image of a snowman in a cozy polka dot scarf and classic black top hat. It reads, "It's so damn cold outside I just farted snowflakes" in black lettering. This adorable holiday accessory has 50 lined pages and features a magnetic strip that is perfect for hanging on refrigerators all season long. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide and is made in America.

SKU: 54093

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Just Bless This Mess Block, 2 Asstd.

Bring a little snarky humor to the farmhouse with the Just Bless This Mess Block assortment. These white, solid wood blocks have lightly distressed edges and a keyhole hanger on the back. One block reads ‘Just bless this mess because I give up.’ in black distressed text. The other reads ‘Eat like no one is watching…or dance, whatever.’ in black text on a subtle, aged zig zag pattern. These blocks add a little fun and humor to tiered trays or hanging among other signs in a wall display. Signs measure 4" square with a .75" depth.

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SKU: 37012

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Let That Shit Go Summer Fruit Tiny Mini Sticks, 4/Set

Remember to kick back and relax this Summer with the Let That Shit Go Summer Fruit Tiny Mini Sticks set. Two blocks with handwritten style black text have funny phrases on white backgrounds with distressed edges. The matching fruit-themed blocks sport watercolor style closeups of fruit. One shows three slices of grapefruit while the other shows four yellow pineapples with leafy green tops. The worded blocks read 'shhh…i'm overthinking' and 'let that shit go.' These blocks bring beauty and smiles when added to a tray display with a summery pitcher and glasses or other drink themed decor.

SKU: 38476

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